“ I think I will donate to Planned Parenthood. We don’t want lots of little bratty kids running around anyway. Everyone should get a cat instead. ”
My Catholic Mom’s response to an e-mail I sent about some alternative breast cancer charities to donate too. I think we should start this Cats for Contraception campaign.
The face of a Marathon
15 runners were chosen to run the Berlin Marathon with special constructed cameras and live stream for 42.195 km up close, personal and unembellished. Brave people! The focus was to capture the emotions, competitive spirit and the effort that these runners are willing to endure
(Source: misterhawannagofast)
Hi, My Name is Kia.: Fuck trees.
I attended a wedding this weekend and returning home today I found an invitation to another. Now, I’m no environmentalist which is clearly demonstrated by my almost pathological unwillingness to recycle (fuck da erf), but can we talk about how much paper is WASTED in wedding invitations? Don’t get me wrong, they are often beautiful and as digital as I am I do appreciate a good stock of stationery. But an envelope inside an envelope with another envelope? How much money and paper is wasted on the ettiqutte version of I N C E P T I O N?
My wedding invitation will be one postcard. The front will be a picture of me and the groom doing something awesome (dancing, eating tacos, skydiving…okay not that one, shooting dice in an alley) with the words “Wedding. Us. [the date]. [The place].” On the back will be “You coming?” The postcard will be prestamped and addressed back to me. Done and done.
I mean I really don’t want paper invites at all - just a link in an email to a sick ass website but I can’t get too 3008 on my family…
I am not a runner. I found this image google searching “i am a runner”. When I run long distances it’s because I’m listening to an interesting podcast and won’t stop until it’s over. When I run fast it’s because the music I’m listening to is fast. The last 5K I raced, I listening to Girl Talk on my illegal ipod. This weekend I will listen to Sleigh Bells and go faster. I might also punch some people in the jaw.*
*Unintended consequence of listening to Sleigh Bells
F. Scott Fitzgerald: Tender Is the Night
Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Storey Clayton inventor of The Book Quiz!
The horribly mistranslated signs on Royal Caribbean’s buffet line.
Above: Chicken and Mushroom tart => “timid and rapidly grown prostitute(s)”
About me
When I was little I wanted to grow up to be a Fly Girl on In Living Color. It makes me wonder how I ended up here. soundslikelove@gmail.com
