you: potentially a jonas brother. probably the drummer. you were walking by the bars, because you’re probably not 21. it also looked like you don’t need a razor.
us: hipster couple in matching jorts on road bicycles (unfortunately we are not advanced enough hipsters to ride fixed gears). i was slowly maneuvering my way through the crowd on my aluminum steed while my smaller, sexier companion was falling off her bike into a patch of dirt, due to a lodged heel.
i think we can make magic happen.
Forth of July Deep-Fry
I asked a nearby bar patron to take a picture of me and my friends. He did…but first he took a picture of his friends.
Hello Kitty Condom Keeper - Hello Kitty Hell
No, this actually holds 4 small tubes of sparkly flavored lip gloss. I have one!
I’m way behind on my sexy tennis stars. Rafael Nadal. Who is this guy? OK
I bought a fancy camera because I needed a new expensive hobby. This is the summer of expensive hobbies, you see. 1) Road biking, 2) Sailing, 3) Digital SLR-ing. I hope I’m better at this one than the first two. Here are the very first two pictures I took.
Emo Bunny
Roman Ondák Measuring the Universe opens today at MoMA on the second floor.
Viewers play a vital role in the creation of Measuring the Universe (2007), by Slovakian artist Roman Ondák (b. 1966). Over the course of the exhibition, attendants mark Museum visitors’ heights, first names, and date of the measurement on the gallery walls. Beginning as an empty white space, over time the gallery gradually accumulates the traces of thousands of people.
This is fun. You should go today or tomorrow, when the walls are still pretty clear and then again in September towards the end of the exhibition and see where you stand (literally) compared to all the other art goers in New York.
About me
When I was little I wanted to grow up to be a Fly Girl on In Living Color. It makes me wonder how I ended up here. soundslikelove@gmail.com
