I am not a runner. I found this image google searching “i am a runner”. When I run long distances it’s because I’m listening to an interesting podcast and won’t stop until it’s over. When I run fast it’s because the music I’m listening to is fast. The last 5K I raced, I listening to Girl Talk on my illegal ipod. This weekend I will listen to Sleigh Bells and go faster. I might also punch some people in the jaw.*
*Unintended consequence of listening to Sleigh Bells

I am not a runner. I found this image google searching “i am a runner”. When I run long distances it’s because I’m listening to an interesting podcast and won’t stop until it’s over. When I run fast it’s because the music I’m listening to is fast. The last 5K I raced, I listening to Girl Talk on my illegal ipod. This weekend I will listen to Sleigh Bells and go faster. I might also punch some people in the jaw.*

*Unintended consequence of listening to Sleigh Bells